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Rahm Emanuel. Your next motherfucking mayor. Get used to it, assholes.

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On February 23, 2011, the mayor-elect of the City of Chicago disappeared into a time vortex. Though there have been hints of his whereabouts in the months since, no one, not even David Axelrod, can say where he truly is.

Rahm Emanuel is 5'7" tall. He has gray hair, a pearly smile and is missing half of his right middle finger. He is a former ballet dancer, a former White House Chief of Staff and a former resident of the crawlspace in his own motherfucking house. His best friends are David Axelrod and his mustache, Carl the Intern, Hambone (a dog) and Quaxelrod (a great fucking duck). He will never eat fermented baby food again.

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yournextmayor is fictional. He comes from MayorEmanuel and is the product of the amazing DanSinker. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made. You can read the entire mayoremanuel saga at Quaxelrod.com.

Note: MayorEmanuel is a parody of a real person, Rahm Emanuel, specifically playing up his combative approach to politics and swearing. He swears. In every sentence, to be precise. Don't take it personally.

Mun is secret for now. Please get in touch via the Dreamwidth messaging system, especially if you'd rather not discuss politics. (As a high-ranking, longtime member of and for the Democratic Party in the United States, Rahm's opinions are strong, though his ire is, of course, equally likely to be directed at his allies as his opponents.)